This has been a month of revisions. I have a much easier time with revising than I do with actual writing, so I have had more time to catch up on my ever so important television watching. If you’ve been following my Twitter account, you know that my current obsession is Breaking Bad. (Yes, I know I’m late to the party. Deal with it, yo.) I’m toward the end of the third season and am now convinced that my main purpose on this planet is to play the role of a Mexican meth-addicted whore on an upcoming season. I’d be perfect. I’d do such an amazing job that I’d receive universal critical acclaim, and everyone would constantly ask me, “HOW do you do it?” To which I would respond, “Meth-od acting,” followed by my creepy attempt at a wink.

Someone make this happen. Come on, internet. I’m counting on you.