Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.*
*Actually, I don’t own a chimney. My house didn’t come with one. Go through the door like everyone else, silly! But knock first. If you don’t knock, I won’t open. And don’t try to be sneaky and look for a key under a rock or something. I don’t do that. Especially since my neighbors across the street got robbed last week. So sad. I hope they’re doing alright. I mean, they didn’t get much taken, just like garage tools, but still… ~boo doo bee doo.~