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    The calm, almost playful manner in which she speaks before raising her voice and after having beheaded a man affected thirteen-year-old me to an insane extent that I wasn’t even fully aware of until recently. In the middle of all the disputes I’ve had in my life, I’ve been unwittingly channeling my inner O-Ren Ishii [sans the murders]. The poise and articulacy this character has is striking. It sort of makes me wish I could watch a film solely dedicated to telling her life’s story. Although I always rooted for Beatrix Kiddo, O-Ren Ishii will always have a special place in my heart.

    Right next to her sword.

    She doesn’t mess around.

    At all.

    8 ♥ 01.24.12

    I Dream Big

    This has been a month of revisions. I have a much easier time with revising than I do with actual writing, so I have had more time to catch up on my ever so important television watching. If you’ve been following my Twitter account, you know that my current obsession is Breaking Bad. (Yes, I know I’m late to the party. Deal with it, yo.) I’m toward the end of the third season and am now convinced that my main purpose on this planet is to play the role of a Mexican meth-addicted whore on an upcoming season. I’d be perfect. I’d do such an amazing job that I’d receive universal critical acclaim, and everyone would constantly ask me, “HOW do you do it?” To which I would respond, “Meth-od acting,” followed by my creepy attempt at a wink.

    Someone make this happen. Come on, internet. I’m counting on you.

    4 ♥ 01.21.12
    fyeahwriterleopard: (Submitted by viperdrive) Oh, hello, every day of my life.“What are you working on? Oh, still? You’d better hurry so you can win an Emmy, and we can afford to redecorate the house.”

    fyeahwriterleopard:

    (Submitted by viperdrive)

    Oh, hello, every day of my life.

    “What are you working on? Oh, still? You’d better hurry so you can win an Emmy, and we can afford to redecorate the house.”

    545 ♥ 01.09.12

    Don’t be a little punk, 2012.

    While 2011 wasn’t my best year, it wasn’t what I would call a throwaway year, either. I learned so much more about my craft and myself. Growth is good, and I enjoyed almost every bit of it.

    This brings me to you, 2012. While I appreciate moving forward intellectually, another year of that alone won’t do. I don’t expect opportunities to just drop out of the sky (Unless we’re talking about it raining men. I’m still awaiting that one.), but throw me a bone, will ya? I’ll do my part in taking things more seriously, and you bestow whatever luck you can upon my frustrated little soul. Be the year I can brag about 10 years from now. Don’t deny it, you’d love the attention. We can work together on this.

    So far, this first week has been pleasant. Tiny good signs here and there. I’m hopeful. I mean, my Oprah Lifeclass journal came in the mail today, so how could I not be?

    I’m gonna use this to write down all my hopes and dreams and tips on being a big baller. Move over, Anne Frank. This is my year.

    7 ♥ 01.06.12

    feministwarriorprincess:

    twistedxmind:

    bless this little girl!

     SHE NEEDS TO HAVE HER OWN SHOW.

    SHE CAN REPLACE TODDLERS IN TIARAS.

    Probably gonna get some flak for this, but don’t companies make toys the way they do because of the results of market research? Some girls tend to play with dolls, and some boys tend to play with trucks. That’s just how it is. It’s business; it’s not meant to be fair. Despite that, I’ve found that most kids play with whatever the heck appeals to them personally, regardless of which gender it was made to please. After watching this video, it seemed to me that the person filming was fishing for certain remarks from this child. Maybe if it didn’t look that way, I’d find this girl endearing for being so inquisitive and wanting balance, but I just don’t see the big deal here. I could be wrong, though. After all, my favorite game to play at recess in elementary school was “Trap Some Poor Soul so I Can Tell Him/Her What Happened on Last Night’s Law & Order: SVU.” Don’t think that would make for an adorable viral video.

    208997 ♥ 01.02.12

    “I’m really slow at reaching epiphanies, but now that I’ve finally gotten to one, here’s a post saying something sorta inspirational-sounding that’s really just a piece of common sense that any average person over the age of twelve would know! Also, misspellings.”

    “And now my fellow sheep will nod in approval of the depth I possess!”

    9 ♥ 12.25.11

    waitingforthestrikeofone replied to your photo: Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.*…

    Girl, that lipstick. So good. I love red lipstick.

    Same, same, same. How I lived without it the first nineteen years of my life, I haven’t a clue. I’m obsessed. I’m actually running out from using it so much. Lately I’ve been playing a game of “Will it or will it not run out in the middle of applying, causing me to walk around in public with a different color lower lip?” So far I’m winning.

    4 ♥ 12.24.11
    Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.* *Actually, I don’t own a chimney. My house didn’t come with one. Go through the door like everyone else, silly! But knock first. If you don’t knock, I won’t open. And don’t try to be sneaky and look for a key under a rock or something. I don’t do that. Especially since my neighbors across the street got robbed last week. So sad. I hope they’re doing alright. I mean, they didn’t get much taken, just like garage tools, but still… ~boo doo bee doo.~

    Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.*

    *Actually, I don’t own a chimney. My house didn’t come with one. Go through the door like everyone else, silly! But knock first. If you don’t knock, I won’t open. And don’t try to be sneaky and look for a key under a rock or something. I don’t do that. Especially since my neighbors across the street got robbed last week. So sad. I hope they’re doing alright. I mean, they didn’t get much taken, just like garage tools, but still… ~boo doo bee doo.~

    10 ♥ 12.24.11
    Merry Christmas, y’all!

    Merry Christmas, y’all!

    8 ♥ 12.24.11
    The Catholic part of me feels guilty for finding this picture hot, but I’m fairly sure the Catholic part of me is what makes me find it hot in the first place.

    The Catholic part of me feels guilty for finding this picture hot, but I’m fairly sure the Catholic part of me is what makes me find it hot in the first place.

    18 ♥ 12.23.11

    satirically-yours asked: Babies are gross. Be happy you don't have one.

    Always. I’m so embarrassed I ever was one. I’ve never met a child I could stand. I’m willing to make an exception for Beyoncé’s, but, like, that’s it.

    8 ♥ 12.22.11
    This show is one giant GPOY. Probably not the healthiest one. Eh. [Click-through link leads to the complete collection on Amazon.com because it’s almost Christmas, and I’m shameless. Come on, you follow this blog. Don’t act surprised. You know I’m the worst already.]

    This show is one giant GPOY.

    Probably not the healthiest one.

    Eh.

    [Click-through link leads to the complete collection on Amazon.com because it’s almost Christmas, and I’m shameless. Come on, you follow this blog. Don’t act surprised. You know I’m the worst already.]

    (Source: itsnotsobadbeingdeadlikeme)

    60 ♥ 12.16.11

    ‘Tis the Season to be Whatever - An Update

    • I’ve been sick for over a week, and I’m tired in every sense of the word. It’s depressing how worn out I look. I’d post a picture of myself, but it’s too depressing for the internet. That’s right; that place full of suicide-note-styled-vlogs isn’t capable of handling my ill face. Just take my word for it.
    • That TV script I was working on is finished. Well, for now. I’m gonna put it away and come back to it in the new year to do revisions with fresh eyes. The opinion I have of it at the moment is surprisingly positive, but I see America’s Next Top Model as quality entertainment, so what the heck do I know?
    • Christmas shopping is nearly done, the house is decorated fantastically, and I’ve been getting my Michael Bublé on accordingly.
    • And here’s a picture of Dallas glammed up for Baby Jesus or maybe Khloe Kardashian’s arrival:

      10 ♥ 12.15.11
      I can’t even imagine how other people go to sleep at night without saying this.

      I can’t even imagine how other people go to sleep at night without saying this.

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