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    How We Met the Mother and a Perfect Series Finale

    The finale made sense, so I wrote about the finale making sense.

    2 04.07.14

    Opportunities

    thebluesandhoney:

    This is it and it is amazing.

    1 03.12.14

    Border of Hysteria

    Founded in 2014 by someone with a tendency for avoidance and a love of all things entertainment, Border of Hysteria is a hub for everything you love to use as a temporary escape from the day-to-day.  Fashion, film, comedy, pop culture— If it can distract you, it’s here to keep you stable… ish.

    So, I made this thing. You can check it out if you’d like. That would be cool.

    It would be even cooler if you followed the accompanying Twitter account as well. I promise not to blow up your feed like a little turd.

    If you wanna collab, let me know. I like collabs. This could be fun.

    2 03.07.14
    I’m only communicating through Lite Brite from now on.

    I’m only communicating through Lite Brite from now on.

    3 02.12.14
    1 02.11.14

    Recent Revelations

    • Today I noticed that a shirt I’ve been wearing for years was made by a company called “Anxiety.” There is no record of the company online.
    • A strong wind blew my trashcan across my backyard a couple of nights ago, causing a bunch of maxi pads to get swept away and subsequently land on the roof of my shed and possibly my neighbor’s yard.
    • I’ve come to realize that there are very few things I dislike more than someone thinking I do the things I do in order to appear and sound “quirky.” I’m not constantly saying things to get stamps of approval. I’m not always “on.” I am capable of having a sincere conversation. My work, my writing, entertaining, that’s one thing; everyday life is another. I ain’t trying to impress you.
    • I’ve got another project I’m excited about! You should probably ignore that statement, because I’m me, but I’m happy about it at the moment, so in the words of Childish Gambino: “Fuck yeah, I’m feelin’ myself, no lotion.”
    • I can’t get over my white/gold headphones and hope that someone non-douchey like Amy Poehler is seen wearing a pair in public to remove the stigma attached to doing something like that.

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    Okay, that’s it.

    1 01.28.14
    dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

My dad has this on a cup holder.

    dan-and-his-hormones:

    Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

    My dad has this on a cup holder.

    315632 01.23.14

    Happy MLK Weekend, everyone!

    984 01.18.14

    Sext

    Him: What are you wearing?
    Me: Oh, just some sweats and a hot pink XL breast cancer awareness t-shirt my mom got for free at her last mammogram.

    I just saw Her.

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    5 01.12.14
    I get to share a room with this beaut now. Let’s see what happens. (PROBABLY NOTHING)

    I get to share a room with this beaut now. Let’s see what happens. (PROBABLY NOTHING)

    3 01.10.14

    Just Wait

    Everybody: So, when are we gonna see one of your finished films? Hmmmmm?
    Me: Uh... I'm throwin' down Beyoncé-style. You know, 17 at once... later.
    5 12.23.13
    1 10.30.13

    Cuddle weather’s great, ain’t it?

    Hold up. Did I say “cuddle?”

    Hahaha. Whoops. I meant “setting the bodies of all those who have wronged me ablaze for their toasty warmth” weather.

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    5 10.27.13

    The special love I had for you, my baby blue

    (Source: lastisle)

    20579 09.30.13